You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

warm welcome

To unexpectedly leak in ones trousers

She gave me a very warm welcome

by Chevvers March 31, 2008

Welcome to the party

When you can relate to someone's frustrations or story. They know how you feel. Pitty party.

"I've been working so much, I need a vacation." In response someone will say, "welcome to the party". I'm tired of her always trying to tell me what to do" In response, "welcome to the party."

by PartyFandom January 2, 2018

welcoming committee

A group or individual person who is hostile toward another person.

A enemy, rival, foe, or opponent.

This must the the welcoming committee!

by Ryukenden123456 July 9, 2009

welcome mat

Leaving a nice turd on someones
front door step

Tom came home and stepped into his
new fresh welcome mat.

by sipitown August 22, 2003

welcome mat

a small patch of hair in the vaginal area above the clit, vagina, etc.. for men to wipe their mouths on while eating a woman out.

Hunny im sure glad you keep this welcome mat down here for me to wipe my mouth off with!

by annoynymous February 3, 2008

Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010