Definitions by sipitown

welcome mat 

Leaving a nice turd on someones
front door step

Tom came home and stepped into his
new fresh welcome mat.

welcome mat by sipitown August 22, 2003

hood ornament

taking a dump on the hood of someones
car.

I left a fresh steamy hood ornament on
jasons car.

hood ornament by sipitown August 22, 2003