Phil Webster

A mix between Dr. Phil and Webster's Dictionary. In other words, a fucking know-it-all.

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.

by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010

Webster

One who is proficient in the arts of web surfing and information retrieval.

Websters are known for their ability to find information on a variety of topics, ranging from celebrity gossip to videos of people doing stupid things on the internet.

Some do this professionally.

No relation to the dictionary.

That Tosh is one hip webster.

by SenpaiFry September 7, 2010

webonics

The English dialect used online, especially in chatrooms and on bulletin boards.

d00d thinks he's lee7, i was LMFAO. u r 2 kewl, tell him to STFU!

by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster

by terryzz February 24, 2009

Webtard

An individual who is oblivious to web scams and phishing, usually having sub-par security installed on his machine.

I have to go next door to that webtard next door again, to remove yet another root kit.

by DocBrown68 June 21, 2008

A Webster

Responding to an insult by rephrasing it as a question, then redirecting the insult back to the original aggressor, only louder.

Aggressor: "You're a jerk!"

Respondent: "I'm a jerk? YOU'RE A JERK!"

Aggressor: "Don't pull a Webster!"

by Lynne Burke October 4, 2007

Webo

When you type in a common internet page like google.com or facebook.com slightly incorrectly, bringing you to an annoying sales or otherwise erroneous website

I went to giigle.com by accident, and now I cant get rid of these damn weight loss popups. I hate when i write a webo.

by acropora1981 May 31, 2010