Well no dip Sherlock Holmes

Something you tell someone who states the obvious. More school friendly.

Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).

Example:

Guy 1: Hey! It's freaking cold as heck out here!
Guy 2: Well no dip Sherlock Holmes!

by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 14, 2016

Well fuck me

A term used in Blade Trinity by the charactor Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me! Fuck me!"

by mhcrose September 15, 2008

Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

by Subject7 June 30, 2011

Well-penosified

Having a large penis; being well-endowed with penis.

I'm dating this dude who is so well-penosified that I've been sore 24/7 lately!

by MissGretchenV May 14, 2007

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

well hung

what you'd be if your mother was Welch and your father was Hungarian.

I'm well hung. And I also have a large penis.

by HappyHenry35 May 24, 2004

Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005