WALIF

Means "well, at least it's friday". Similar in use to TGIF, but used more as a "saving grace" kind of thing.

"The weather is shit, I crashed my car, my kids are sick and I'm broke. WALIF."

by SantaBJ October 26, 2012

Waldon middle school

Waldon middle school is a public school in lake orion Michigan where snotty kids from auburn hills and Pontiac go, this school is horrible at sports and needs no further explanation.

Waldon middle school, shits ass

by Lil John John 69 October 14, 2021

eggy wallop

a particularly potent fart that smells of egg and hits the room hard.

that eggy wallop you just did is making me sick!

by axiomatt August 27, 2011

waldo

A term used to point out gay men. Similar to the "Where's Waldo?" books.

Walking down the street someone sees someone they believe is gay and says "Waldo" and others can agree, disagree, confirm or disprove.

by speare07 August 30, 2007

Waldo

This guy is in a red and white striped sweater, he has glasses. Nobody knows where he is, except there has been reports of him being in little girl's closets.
He is also the hide and go seek champion.

Dude, did hear, Amber saw Waldo in her closet!

by Johnny McJohns March 1, 2010

cock-wallop

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.

Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!

by John Walsh April 17, 2004

Waldo

A personthat shows up when not looked for. While also showing no shame. It can also be used as a person that never shows up when looked for.

Where were you for the meeting.Man you are such a waldo.

by Silent Strike March 18, 2003