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Wal-Mart Worker 

An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.

Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.

To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!
Wal-Mart Worker by SaffeWay December 22, 2008

Wal-mart 

a place to get kewl smily face stickers when u walk in, also a really really fast place to get kicked out of!! :)
ME: "check out mah fly ass walmart stickers doods,
mah friends: shits doods we needa go to walmart!
Wal-mart by Th3«F®åGîL3» August 28, 2003
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Wal-Mart 

A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.
Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.
Wal-Mart by friend of bob July 17, 2004

Wal-Marting

2. Shopping at Wal-Mart
I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.
Wal-Marting by New English December 20, 2008

Wal-Mart 

<i>noun</i>: A dirt-cheap place where wiggers, white trash and my mom go to buy anything, from SPAM to clothing.
<i>noun</I>: a word for the worst working conditions ever.
<i>Noun</i>: The spawning grounds of geeky computer nerds, Enron CEO's and small satanic creatures.
<i>Verb</i>: (Wal-Marted) A word used when Wal-Mart pushes another competitor store out of buisness.
(See Wawl-Mawt)
Let me get this straight - your job at Wal-Mart is being a carpet?

Wow, Sam's Appliances was just Wal-Marted out of buisness!
Wal-Mart by simpsonetti December 26, 2003

Wal-Mart 

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.
Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.
Wal-Mart by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

wal-mart 

a magical land that in day it is a wholesome land.But at night it is barren land were the bugs crawl out of the walls and the creatures come out of the break-rooms and the servants are getting the human waste off the bathing room floor.Day by day the cycle repeats...
1.I'll be back i'm going to Wall-mart.
2.This place is like Wal-mart!
wal-mart by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009