the case of charles dexter ward

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 22, 2004

Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013

ward melville

School for rich kids who have nothing better to do with daddys money then to spend it on drugs. And were the girls who have no money whore for drug money. The smart asians make it look like everyone from the school is smart for the stupid white kids who think there black. And if you dont fit in with any of that, your a punk. Oh and cant forget the players!

Go ward melville sports! Try and win something some time!

by jess May 6, 2005

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina September 2, 2005

Infinity Ward

A gaming company known for the creation of Call of Duty. People like their Call of Duty games more than Treyarch's mainly because of Graphical reasons and not because of gameplay and enjoyment reasons.

Guy 1: Treyarch is better than Infinity Ward
Guy 2: No they're not, their graphics suck!

by xHawkEyex December 26, 2012

Third Ward

A hood where Its not safe where Its some real street niggas be at

Them Third ward niggas is really about they shit

by lildez October 2, 2018