Whiskey Dick

when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.

so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick

by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008

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Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

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Whiskey dick

When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum

Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish

by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015

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whiskey bic

Being drunk to the point that you can no longer make your childproof lighter function.

Really need a smoke, but I got a bad case of whiskey bic... Got a light?

by loligotx August 18, 2013

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A dent or scratch (obviously self-inflicted by way of an unseen post, parking meter, parked car, barrier....etc.) Usually seen on the rear quarter panel of a pick-up truck and/or car. Driver is likely unaware of his whiskey stain until next morning/afternoon.

"Hey, check out the whiskey stain on the side of Joe's truck"

by JudgeETOX June 3, 2009

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