Whiskey Dick

when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.

so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick

by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008

Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

Whiskey dick

When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum

Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish

by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015

whiskey camping

The act of binge drinking then passing out outside.

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.

by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021

Whiskey Pilot

When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.

I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.

by 20Jawless July 13, 2021

whiskey duty

what chicks get when they drink to much and are too dry and un-aroused to have sex.

I got her home and finally got her pants off but couldn't bang her because she had whiskey duty

by merrik5 April 10, 2013

whiskey bic

Being drunk to the point that you can no longer make your childproof lighter function.

Really need a smoke, but I got a bad case of whiskey bic... Got a light?

by loligotx August 18, 2013