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Collin Valenti

Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.
I wish I could be a cool as Collin Valenti.
by hhggdhb November 19, 2011
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valendate

A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.
"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."
by j01101010 February 19, 2007
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valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.
girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian
by nay and amers June 12, 2006
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Doll of Valen

A doll created by Valen to awaken him from his Aeonic slumber.

Also called a Valen Doll.

Know Dolls of Valen:
Rue: An Arc Edge (Big-ol swordy thing) wielder, memoryless Doll. Devoted to his gaurdian Claire.

Ruecian: Also known as Doll Master, a high magician in East heaven Kingdom. He has no power to awaken Valen. Loyal to Valen most of the time.

Ruenis: Flawless Doll, unloyal to Valen.
by Bishmilla July 12, 2004
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Valenciennes

1. n. place in Northern France where picking your own arse is about the highest form of entertainment you're likely to encounter.

2. used to define the characteristics of the shit end of nowhere
There's an abandoned roller rink and a park full of dog shit, nothing else.

Yer it's a real Valenciennes.
by wouldntyouliketoknowme April 29, 2011
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Peter Vale

The Chief, Old man leprochon, british bastard.
Has bright red hair and crazy knees. Wears green everyday. In love with a girl who has strange looking thumbs. Also in love with a girl J.F.
by B. Rizzle January 22, 2004
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valenisa

a sexy female who knows how to party and goes straight to beast mode when shes in bed. she has a really nice ass and a nice everything.all the guys just wanna holla at her nd if theyre hot, shell holla back.
boy1:i broke up with my girlfriend...coz her ass looks bad.
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???
by janelleisf*cknawesome June 21, 2009
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