vampire diaries

a show watched by teens

ily the vampire diaries

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

vampire style

A sexual position where both partners lay in the 69 position. The female or male lightly bites the head of the penis and performs fellatio on the head until the male 'finishes', sucking off the male's 'joy juice'.

Note: The origins of vampire style come the person from who the character of the Vampire was based upon, Vlad the Impaler.

Xanthes: My gf and me were doin it vampire style.

by H. Joe January 5, 2006

Vampire Baseball

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.

"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"

by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009

Vampire Academy

A story filled with russian cowboy vampires and plot holes the size of whales. It's about a teacher and his female student going and having adventures fighting vampires (and angst about sexual tension and the fact he's a teacher) and then he becomes a vampire (a very angsty development) and then there's more sexual tension and that's pretty much it as you can imagine it's a super classy literature

I know EVERYTHING about romance novels.

Have you read Vampire Academy?

No?...

Then you're still a virgin. get out of my way.

by MiChanger April 13, 2011

vampire venom

Stephenie Meyer's lame version of how to turn a human into a vampire. It spread's through the person's system, burning them until they pray for death, until it stops. Then they are a hard, glittery fagpire.

Twilight fan: I wish Edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire.

Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire.

Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom.

Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.

Twilight fan: eew, that's yucky!

by Jackieeeeeeeeee October 3, 2009

Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.

You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....

by Afrothundr November 1, 2010

vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 28, 2007