ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

by jOMEL April 1, 2007

sweet tarts

A pussy that tastes both sweet and tangy.

I was sugar high after eating out that sweet tart.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

turster

a mix between a hamster and turtle

Look at that cute little turster!

by The Sadistic Bagel August 5, 2007

T'urts

A contraction of 'It hurts'.

"T'URTS I TELL YOU, T'URTS"

by TheStealerOfAllBeans June 4, 2020

wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.

Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!

by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010

turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

turdstain

A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!

turdstain kicked my ass at counterstrike source!

by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005