Turnbowed

The act of not closing or having trouble to close.

Bro you totally Turnbowed on that investment deal yesterday.

Or

Eddie you went on four dates, took the girl shopping and made dinner...did you smash? No bro she says she wants to cuddle. "Turnbowed"

Or

I heard you totally turnbowed with that girl last night!

Or

Derrick Turnbow In eight relief appearances with Milwaukee in 2008, he accumulated an 0-1 record with one save and a 15.63 ERA (11 er/6.1 ip). "Turnbowed"

by Zebra Nation & Scuba June 23, 2011

Turn of Shame

When you participate and win a street race, the car you were racing makes a turn on the next street without acknowledging your win with a thumbs up or anything of that kind.

I was going to race him again, but he made the turn of shame!

by Mish R3 May 1, 2012

turned-on-butterflies

The fluttery, butterfly like sensation you get in your stomach when you are turned on. It's like the regular butterflies you feel, but you only get it when you are turned on.

Edward is really attractive, when he walked by I got the turned-on-butterflies.

by K-roza December 26, 2013

Turn your lights on you idiot

What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.

Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!

by cpetkunas June 12, 2019

Turnip-Eater

A word to describe someone who eats turnips in Animal Crossing to show off that they can afford to eat their turnips rather than sell them. (usually because they couldn’t find a good price but still want something to brag about)

Lucy: how much did you sell your turnips for this week?
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.

Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater

by Demonslayer64 May 3, 2020

Turn you special

Turn you special is to kick your ass because you are percieved to be annoying.

Kat told Tony he better get out of the kitchen before I turn you special

by Tonythetiler September 20, 2020

Turn you out

Romantic sexual innuendo; slut you out

“Not gonna lie, but i still wanna turn you out”

by imdoinggodsworksoyoudonthaveto December 5, 2022