Turkish Blowtorch

When engaged in sexual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others' genitals with a lighter or a match. Usually the only the kinky couples do this.

Guy: Aye bro why you walking so funny?

Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.

Guy: Damn.

by AssMittens5000 August 29, 2011

Turkish Snowblower

noun
A sexual practice when a man masturbates into the back side of a fan (usually high powered) where the cum picks up and propels through the other side usually upon another person.

A unique style of bukkake involving a fan.

Origin:

2010-2011; Northern California, USA

Next time you want to do a Turkish Snowblower can you put down a towel first?

by Mildly Retarted September 6, 2013

Turkish Takeoff

When you pull the fire alarm and leave with a stranger.

"Yo, wanna dip?"
"Sure, lemme just pull this first"
"Nice, the ol' Turkish Takeoff"

by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

Tarkington

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

by Steve dumb September 19, 2019

turčin

An individual who will do anything to become "amazing" in front of a female. Often lies about everything to be better than everyone else near him so he appears as the absoulute chad while he is actually a virgin.

Kyle : "he do be a turčin tho"
Matt : "čru"

by simpdetective9000 August 11, 2020

Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 19, 2022

Urban Turding

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.

OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.

by emmerthouse July 7, 2008