trumpetry

an uncommon word great for playing the google game.

Poindexter Trumpetry will get you one result.

by Isssrra Kong April 12, 2007

Trumpet Muffle

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011

trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!

I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method

by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

Trumple butter

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics

Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017

Trumpet

Someone who blindly follows Donald Trump.. like a dog

It doesn't matter what Donald Trump does. Sarah will always be his loyal trumpet

by joppyslow August 27, 2018

Trumpetting

(Verb); To Trumppet - The fine art of continuously promoting yourself despite obvious shortcomings. More than just "blowing your own horn", it's a unique combination of bravado, bullshit, and incompetence.

Donald really fucked up this time, but all that trumpetting shows just what a true ass-hat he REALLY is!!

by JazzGuy-NH March 27, 2020