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traveling pants

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008
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traffing station

Someone who farts a lot. Traf is fart spelled backwards. Therefore, a traffing station would be someone that is constantly ripping ass.
Dylan is the biggest traffing station that I know.
by Bill Schofield January 19, 2009
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truffling

The act of rubbing a chocolate truffle in and/around the vagina then eating it.
Hey babe, can I go truffling on you tonight?

I'm a kinky bitch! I love truffling
by RyAnn April 5, 2015
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Trifling

1. Good for nothing; Untrustworthy or invaluable.
2. Nasty; Unbelievable hoarding and messiness.
1. (As in the Destiny's Child song, "Bills, Bills, Bills") You trifling. Good for nothing kind of brother; Joniqua is trifling. She's always down at Tyrone's house, but she is never at her boyfriend, Tariq's house. And all the babies she claims to be of Tariq, but they look like Tyrone.

2. Your room is trifling. You have forks, bowls, cups, and spoons piling up on your dresser. I'm surprised a rat or snake didn't pop up in here.
by Darcell June 10, 2018
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Trifling

by Bad bit July 25, 2019
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Sisterhood of traveling cake farts

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world
My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating
by Skankhunt424242422222 November 24, 2016
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Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.
Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*
by TafMeister August 17, 2010
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