Two Toned

a person that is black and is mixed with two or more races

are u black? no
are u white? no
then what are you?
I am a two toned nigga my dad is black and my mom is white.

by Two toned boy October 23, 2008

Toledo Mud-Stuffing

The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.

Hey Steve will you be attending the Toledo Mud-Stuffing Championships this weekend?

by AssGravy December 26, 2006

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

toledo hospital

A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.

The Toledo Hospital just spent a million dollars on out of date equipment.

by Dutch27 July 29, 2008

Three toed skank

A dirty skank that lives in your grandmas cupboard and steals your valuables and your socks, then she will make it seem like your loosing things on the account of that bitch stealing everthing you own, that is why you get in trouble when you visit your grandparents

Damnit, that three toed skank swiped my last cigarette, oh well i'll walk to the store, (opening drawers) what the fuck, she took my socks, son of a BITCH

by yum yum September 26, 2006

White-Toed Becky

A stereotypical boring-ass white girl trend in collaboration with being an empty-headed, Tiktok loving, Starbucks sniffing, Tinder Twizzling, influencer injecting moron. The White-Toed Becky can be found easily up and down the UK, with standards shorter than their dresses. The WTB can be found in abundance on social media, as they watch all boring-ass white girl shit like Love Island, this is the style they try to emulate.

"John, I got myself a new girlfriend, she's a white-toed Becky"

by bhaneslake52 May 4, 2022

Toledo

To be in possession of everyday bad breath, that allows chronic halitosis to the extreme, appear to be "post dental cleaning mouth", when other people first glimpse or are irrevocably soiled....aka...(breathed upon) or have offended both the one and only almighty righteous higher power and satan himslelf,the instantaneouse thought that bulldozes itself through the cerebral cortex is one of abject disgust, self loathing, a complete and utter degredation of the known universe and or potential suicidal thoughts. When every single person unlucky enought to share personal space with you....post your breath searing and destroying their nasal cavities thinks....holy crap batman....the breath of that individual is a pristine example of toledo....and I'm not speaking of the city in Ohio....!!!!!

Josue: "cough...cough....gag...gag....barf...barf....jusus christ jose...your breath reeks as if you have been injesting burning garbage, raw feces, used tires and recently deceased newborn children.......damn...you my compadre and all.....but yo breath makes toledo look like a fresh egg roll from p.f. chang's...damn bitch...maybe you should gargle with some jp-5......perhaps jet fuel will get the skank out of yo mouth...."!!!!!

by Grande John January 16, 2009