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A Tool

Is in most cases a metro sexual male, willing to do anything told as long as it involves money, or leisurely conveniences, to soley benefit this person with disregards to principles and moral beliefs. Will do ANYTHING to the greatest conveniences when no other options apply. Will also rely on the opinions and beliefs, with no regard of there own.
Ryan Seacrest is such a tool!!!! Carson Daily is a such a tool!!!!
by meshed music November 22, 2011
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tool

1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)

2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS

3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR

4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009
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tooled

Very drunk and/or intoxicated.
We were out getting trashed and we all
got wasted but Johnny was especially tooled.
by Billy777 May 3, 2008
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tool

an object used to increase ones usefulness

a simple machine

see hammer, screw driver, drill, etc.
hey dave could you pass me that pair of pliers over there?
by kevinnnnnnn May 24, 2005
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tool

Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.

2. Poser

3. Prep

4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, Dylan and Ian are such TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by roooood June 16, 2007
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Tooling On

After that comment he left on Facebook, we decided to begin tooling on him.
by laurianne2010 January 19, 2010
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tool

a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.
man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.

that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
by acecon July 10, 2010
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