by Commodore February 14, 2023
A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.
by Commodore November 12, 2006