toddlertwt

A Twitter community where is surrounded by young tweens. Basically used for kids that find that any kind of media that released last year or after 2016 is an immedient nostalgic, part of childhood, and internet classic.

Person 1: What kind of character scared you the most as a kid? *shows Poppy Playtime, Piggy from Roblox, and other new creepypastas*
Person 2: toddlertwt is crazy

by Estawn June 1, 2022

Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers

Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.

by just_star July 29, 2022

Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022

Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

Todger

Prince Harry's penis.

"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”

by rockin_hard February 4, 2023

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023