ms toad

Ms toad is a mean old teacher that when she make a still face it resembles a toad face

Bro why you have a still you look like ms toad

by Ms toad August 25, 2019

Virgin toad

A turtle that pewdiepie help find a mate. And is always a virgin. Virgin toad’s girl also got stolen by Sven.

You’re going to be alone for a long time you’re going to be a virgin toad

by I smart July 13, 2019

Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 16, 2014

Lame Toad

A person who is being unusually lame. Can also be applied to objects or situations.

Gerber Babies are such lame-toads. I am tired of watching The Notebook, it is one hell of a lame toad.

by Quankmister February 8, 2010

Horny Toad

noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK

Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021

1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.

2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.

by Aubsidian December 21, 2021

Lick a toad

A way of getting high. Referenced in the song "Kickapoo" by Tenacious D.

"Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!!"

by Terra Risona August 16, 2016

Angry Toad

This is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. You start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). The best part is if executed properly the owner of the toilet will not be able to flush it thus having to remove the atrocity by other means

Dude1: Hey man how was that girls party last night?

Dude2: She got really hammered and told me to leave so I made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.

Dude1: Hahaha maybe she'll think twice about kicking someone out when she's digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!

by Lee011 June 10, 2011