Afghani Cheese-Toast

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

toady

One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.

"M often acts like a complete toady, commenting J on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa."

by Yahtzee101 January 11, 2014

toasted

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

by cliff December 6, 2002

road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

by ezemofo February 4, 2010

Get thee to a nunnery

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

on toast

exceptionally so; used to amplify the preceding phrase.

Dave is an idiot on toast.

by Robert Murnick December 14, 2008