Too Tired

An excuse a man makes when his girlfriend doesn't want to get it in. Happens when she doesn't like it.

Ryan told me yesterday he was too tired to get it in

by shedoesn'tlikeit October 25, 2011

tiredtwt

tiredtwt is a mcyt subtwt and it includes fans that enjoy watching people play bedwars!

"im pretty sure tiredtwt is bedwars players like purpled, astelic, gb80, sammygreen, walli, krustydavid, etc!!"

by sunoossoulmate January 22, 2021

spare tire

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman

small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't

by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010

tired talk

tired talk is when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are uber sleepy/tired and are talking to eachother.

normally you tend to be sweeter, and you say cute things that make your boyfriend/girlfriend smile.

me and axel had tired talk last night. he's so cute.!

by HEATHERwearsPRADA July 14, 2009

No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014

You look tired

Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit.

Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".

by 713hdj August 27, 2011

El Tigre

A notorious piece that is passed around newmarket. Causing Great havok and bringing the motherfucking ruckus.

You are you chilling with El Tigre tonight?

by Sam Carmichael January 17, 2008