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two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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two step to the taco

Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.

*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.
Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.
by L to the J to the G June 12, 2008
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Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.
If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.
by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022
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Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.
If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.
by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022
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Two cops with the same rock

Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".

This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.
That's two cops with the same rock!
by anonymiteriot May 6, 2011
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two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.
Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!
by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021
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