mushroom dick

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007

mushroom tattoo

To smack someone in the face with a cock

I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it

by Joswa April 1, 2008

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 16, 2004

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

by SOONEIYT January 26, 2006

Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

by PWS27 July 24, 2017

Mushroom Forest

Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.

Alternatively, a space full of dildos.

Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.

Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.

by Tree Goblin May 14, 2020

mushroom funk

Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.

"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"

"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."

by dedwitey December 11, 2007