Air Academy

Air Academy High School (AAHS) is located on the Air Force base in Colorado Springs. A public school full of spoiled brats, hopeless stoners, and few between. Famous for bird-shit-white walls, suspensions given for going on Myspace via school computers, being one of the poorest schools in state yet ranking in the 90th percentile in testing scores, and being synonymous with purgatory. Staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present ID to heavily armed MPs simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. There has not been a senior prank since 2007. 1 in 3 lockers in the original building are broken. The only successful "sports teams" are band and cheerleading. On a foggy morning it looks like fucking Silent Hill. The only place filthier than the bathrooms is the cafeteria. The only place filthier than the cafeteria is the rest of the school. The mascot is a fictional bird called a "Kadet" (pronounced: fucking retarded), a miserable spin-off of the Cadets that attend the College on the same base.

Guy1: Where'd you go to high school?
Guy2: Air Academy man! Built in the '50's, it established the Academy District 20 in Colorado Springs!

Guy1: Sounds shitty.

by crackfuzz June 29, 2011

air wolf

(adj.) A word used to describe anything of majesty, beauty and intensity, or anything that is simply bad ass.
-ernie cline

Shakespeare is airwolf.
James Brown's music is airwolf.
Sex so good it makes your spine ache and your knees buckle, that's airwolf.
But nothing is more airwolf than airwolf.

by hex January 3, 2005

air jordan

When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"

Man, last night I brought that dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see, just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking Air Jordan.

by the bombastic blumptastic April 29, 2003

put on aires

to put forth an attitude as though one is better than another or others.

She put on aires when her friend came to the office as she boasted about how valuable she was at the office.

by Sassy1234 April 27, 2008

Air Bud

A magical dog that migrates from family to family, to help an unfortunate, nerdy, dorky, unpopular, uncoordinated, child to help them cope with the tortures of middle school life.

It seemed John's life was absolutely pointless, until Air Bud came into his life, fixing it almost instantly.

by Zookootoo February 8, 2009

dairy air

A fart that is the result of being lactose intolerant

Paco should have never ate all that ice cream because now we have to smell his dairy air.

by HardCorvallis August 15, 2016

Air Lingus

The fake oral sex that female porn stars give to each other. So called because the tongue never gets within three inches of the clitoris.

There ain't nuthin' but Air Lingus in Horny Housewives 7.

by That Fat Bloke February 17, 2005