2 definition by HardCorvallis

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A bowel movement deposited in a toilet bowl that sticks up out of the water.
I ate so many burritos last night that in the morning I scornged the toilet.
by HardCorvallis March 14, 2009

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A fart that is the result of being lactose intolerant
Paco should have never ate all that ice cream because now we have to smell his dairy air.
by HardCorvallis August 15, 2016

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