Testoobies

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.

Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."

by dnmmaui November 25, 2011

textorize

To send obscene amounts of texts to someone before they have the chance to reply. Generally in the form of a "Chinese wall" of text. This action is sometimes deemed acceptable however, if it comes from a loved one, or love interest.

SMS:"Yo man! I thought I'd just let you know that blah blah blah blah...."
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"

by DylanDogMP12 January 8, 2012

textosaurus

one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.

can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.

(1000) texts later ....
man your a textosaurus today

lol

my arms are gonna be stuck in

textosuarus postion ima holla later

lol

by brj365 February 5, 2012

textbookphilia

A term referring to the phenomenon of students getting sexually aroused to the thought of their textbooks. "Textbookphilia" was coined by a female student at the University of Western Ontario who noticed this occurrence while studying at Allyn & Betty Taylor library.

Person 1: "Why is that boy getting a hard-on while studying his math textbook?"
Person 2: "I think he has a classical case of textbookphilia"

by Textbookphilia November 26, 2013

textopornography

Sexting.

Textopornography is popular among the teens.

by uttam maharjan January 22, 2014

Textbook Preaching

Textbook preaching occurs when a teacher (usually a supply/cover teacher who is relatively inexperienced) teaches pupils by relying solely on the contents of whichever textbook relates to her current lesson (e.g. a teacher covering in Chemistry reading verbatim from a chemistry textbook)
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.

Pupil 1: Can you believe that? The supply teacher isn't even bothering, is she?

Pupil 2: How so?

Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.

Pupil 2: True that.

by The Silent King April 25, 2014

Textoemoji

The art of texting with only emojies

Sally: OMG my mom loves to snoop my texts manes, I hate that.

Jake: well we need to start texting in code words
Zee: why don't we textoemoji lol, parents can't n won't understand texts that are all in emojies

Jake: true, but you better know how to emoji text or should I say textoemoji?!
(All of them): Lml

by Teenage_heroine November 21, 2015