Telavivanse

When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.

Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

Telda

A company that offers credit/debit cards for children specifically in Egypt which requires use of an ID to promote children growth and responsibility about money at a young or teen age.

I just went to the local Telda store yesterday.
I got my Telda card at the store just today.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

Tellable

Being able to tell/decipher something.

Were they dancing? Were they fucking? It wasn’t tellable.

by M0ther Timeskips January 27, 2026

telmax

Telmax (noun) – 1. The rare and mystical phenomenon where your phone battery jumps from 1% to 100% for no reason, making you question the laws of physics and your life choices. 2. A secret government experiment where all telemarketers are trained to call you precisely when you're in the shower. 3. An ancient wizard who specialized in making people forget why they walked into a room.

Example: "Dude, I swear my phone was dead, but now it's fully charged. Must be a Telmax situation."

by Skip McNapkins February 24, 2025

Tebyan Riazaty

Tebyan Riazaty is a word for gang members who hide in hats whilst people cook food and party on mondays. He also likes to have no homo sex with me… it’s not homo, wallahi, mums

“i’m tebyan riazaty, i gotta make a drop, you don’t wanna know what i’ve done”

by John Cotronea March 5, 2025

teiyana

Teiyana is a beautiful soul, but to beautiful to where she let people run over her and she just tries to get past it and give them more than enough chances and still gives her best to bend forward and backwards for the ones that tries to hurt her.

Teiyana always try and try until she can’t no more.

by anonymous March 20, 2025