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Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011
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TeleScrewed

1. When Telebears does something to fuck up your intended schedule
"I missed my Telebears appointment! Now Im locked out."

"Looks like you just got Telescrewed."
by kthrn July 22, 2012
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telesnook

Hayleigh telesnooked the stock market competition participants with a huge gain on the final day - winning with a $74,600 increase over the month.
by zuker June 3, 2013
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Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.
"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."
by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014
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Telesexual

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.
Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky
by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017
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Telessia

typical retard who put his faults on other people and never learn
This guy never learn, such a Telessia
by JeanRandom November 27, 2017
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Telums

Telums is an abbreviation for Telegram University of Medical sciences.
the founder of TelUMS is called " Riyasate mohtaram "
join TelUMS and enjoy
by DrTelUMS August 16, 2018
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