Teleiophile

Singh Dhruv

I like older men, i am a teleiophile. You can also call me a Singh Dhruv

by Droob07070707 May 6, 2018

telefizzle

Phone sex

My girl was horny while visiting her sick grandma so she want me to telefizzle her

by G. Matlin September 7, 2003

television

A source of good and bad media!!!!! Unfortunately, as humans we have no choice but to watch the idiot box!!!!! It consumes 85% of our entire lives!!!!!! We have to watch television for 85% of each of our lives because that is the ultimate equalizer!!!!!

I am going to sit down and watch TV, I'm sorry television, for the rest of my fucking 85% entire LIFE!!!!

by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

Television

A great thing for when you're just sitting around. Informative, therapeutic, and uplifting; has the uncanny ability to bring people together and suppress depression. Generally hated by people with no lives. Is an outstanding way to get the full scoop from credible news sources in keeping up with current events, the most compelling advertisements, as well as gathering a accurate and coherent world view.

Yea, I'm just sittin here watching Television

by bluefire669 August 24, 2011

teletizzle

The cartoon channel called Teletoon. Originated on Teletoon when they did that stupid rap Christmas special where Santa and his elves were black, the girl character had no nose and the dog could stand on his hind leg, wear clothes and rap. Quite moronic, really.

Teletizzle
It's unrizzle

by Darian December 24, 2003

telepic

A portmanteau from "telepathy" and "epic" used to describe and epic display of telepathic capabilities.

Indeed I did good sir. John's powers are truly telepic.

by sell_0uT May 5, 2011

tevezing

The ill-adviced actions of moaning, grumbling and being a prize twat because of the misconception that the sun shines out of one's posterior. Derived from the noun Tevez meaning Ugly Argentine Gorilla with a Shit Beard.

I don't know what her problem is.Ive had enough of her tevezing.

by hanim September 29, 2011