ted janky

(adjective). In the world of pottery, the phrase ted janky refers to a piece that is not visually appealing. The geometry and finger loops are just insanely grotesque.

Blah! That mug is ted janky.

by slamjanky February 18, 2020

Ted Kennedy

Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.

Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.

by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003

Ted Cruz

myopic self-righteous, power hungry asshole who won't listen to anyone or change his views no matter the circumstances.

That guy you're dating is a total Ted Cruz. Run for the hills before he defunds your abortion savings account.

by wonkette2016 October 1, 2013

Ted Dancin

A dance executed so poorly with the specific purpose of clearing the dance floor. Characterized by karate kicks, unusual gyrations and falling over whilst flopping.

Dude, did you see Todd last night? He was totally Ted Dancin.

by Sir Toppumhat January 10, 2014

Ted Nivison

Pretty cool guy who makes compilations, interviews and pretty funny comedic sketches

He owns a podcast that includes him, Slimecicle and Schlatt, and they have guest stars almost every episode

You should check him out

He also wears glassess

Ted Nivison: *says anything*
Schlatt: *insults him*
Slimecicle: *also insults him*
Ted Nivision: ._.

by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

ted kennedy

Another name for Jabba The Hut.

Jabba The Hut, I Mean Ted Kennedy, leads an organization of criminals and does weird, twisted things deep within a heavily guarded compound.

by oljedi July 29, 2005