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Tebowing

(verb) -
The act of looking like a jackass douche bag and embarrassing friends and family by imitating the prayer ritual of a mediocre NFL running back who is credited with miraculous comeback wins even though is it usually the opposing team that completely breaks down and beats themselves in the fourth quarter.
Tebowing can lead to extreme over the top media coverage for basically doing nothing, marriage and divorce to Kim Kardashian, and eventually found naked and dead in a sleazy motel room overdosed on cocaine and Jack Daniels laying next to a male prostitute named Juan.
Dude, look at Bob tebowing near the bar. He keeps this up none of us are gonna get laid!
by Xombie Red December 21, 2011
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Tebowing

Tebowing is the position one assumes in a bath house, park restroom, stadium or other public setting as a prelude to offer oral sex. The 'tebower' kneels with one knee to the ground then supports their jaw in preparation for lengthy oral sex session they are about to facilitate.
He keeps tebowing but so far only Carlos and Jesus have taken him up on it. I think he wants $5 for every tebow he gives. Oh wow... that was one of the best tebows I've ever had, now bend over.
by Anton Berlin December 17, 2011
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Tebowing

When your religion is more of a spectacle than your skill set.
"Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."
by JustDizzle January 22, 2012
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teflon bobo

One who is without responsibility or accountability; nothing sticks to him; also one who is marked with perpetual good fortune.
Juan went to buy a sheet cake at Costco and found one in the parking lot. Who else does that happen to? He took it that party without a care in the world. He's such as teflon bobo.
by Guillermo August 28, 2003
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Teloquent

Ability to speak very fluently ... with the aid of a teleprompter.
President Obama is very teloquent.
by MaxMBJ April 7, 2009
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tebow farts

When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.
Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
by Eddie Billy December 27, 2011
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teflon mike

by Featheredpony June 21, 2016
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