Toasterware

Things that run on outdated or terrible computers.

"Hey man, can you run Subnautica on your PC?" "Naw man, I can't, it only runs toasterware."

by Kleen Duster April 27, 2021

tasternugget

Tasternugget. A tasternugget is a small piece of Chicken Fried Steak, Chicken Fried Pork Chop or something like that. about the size of a Chicken McNugget. Its purpose is a tasty snack, to keep you out of the bigger pieces until dinner.

Mom, while you are cooking Chicken Fried Steak, please make some tasternuggets. I need to verify that you are not trying to poison the rest of the family.

by YelesomKram January 28, 2022

Tealster

Tealster is a person that is talking, mumbling, and laughing all of the same time and they don’t know that they are doing it.

“Dude can you stfu. You’re being a real Tealster.”

by EveryonesUncle April 8, 2022

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023

Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.

Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men

by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010