The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.
Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
by Stuck in Raleigh September 08, 2012
When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords March 08, 2016
The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.
by scar13 November 09, 2009
1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"
You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.
You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.
Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.
later...
Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.
later...
Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease
by Matecio June 03, 2009
To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.
After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease
She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
by Eat a bag of dicks October 08, 2012
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
by poodlewhacker July 15, 2009
Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.
He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...
by Hpodity March 11, 2010