Cincinnati Traffic Jam 

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

Cincinnati Traffic Jam by qued October 1, 2008

Locker Traffic 

When someones locker is adjacent to yours, and they block you from getting to it, while they are doing the same to their neibghboring locker, thus causing locker traffic in the halls.

Man, i was tryin to get to my locker yesterday, but this dude was cutting of the person on top of mine, and i was stuck in 10min locker traffic.

Locker Traffic by Smart Fart33 January 8, 2010

Awkward Traffic Shuffle

Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway

Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here

Awkward Traffic Shuffle by Pete Brose July 30, 2010

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A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

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small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden by MaxZero September 8, 2005

Blunt Traffic Jam 

When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).

Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!

Blunt Traffic Jam by Dr. Julius Erving December 2, 2010

Murphy's Traffic Law 

The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:

-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.

-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.

-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.

Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.

Boss - You're late.

Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.

Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.

Murphy's Traffic Law by magzillas November 7, 2010