Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Untoasted Toast

Untoasted toast is toast that has been untoasted to toast but is untoasted toast. GET TOASTED

Me: Can i have some untoasted toast

Friend: sorry bro I only got toast

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

thomas the train

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada

thomas the train

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020

oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

Thomas Crew

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.

Thomas Crew went to the rock concert

by John the great person May 3, 2017

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010