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Can I be present in the moment?
Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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pop present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.
by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025
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Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
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Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.
There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.
by Ronald1 July 24, 2023
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liberal presenting

- A portmanteau of “male/female presenting” and political ideology, i.e. liberal.

1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
Friend 1: Hey look at those liberal protesters. They must really believe in the cause!
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
by theconvoman96 April 2, 2024
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