Poop tease, see also pooptease
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
by ultimate poop tease sweeney April 2, 2007
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An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
by Fan dango May 11, 2006
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any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school
by coolgurl November 22, 2003
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by Brian C September 24, 2003
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Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.
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Angela was suppose to get her wings yesterday but when she heard wind chimes that sounded like a bell ringing, she was so agitated that it was a wing tease, she punched me. Yup, she's at the end of the line and I got a lollipop.
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