tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back

I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease

by Stinksta May 31, 2016

Nugget Tease

A woman who is shaped like a fridge physically fighting or bullying you. You are legally allowed to call her nugget tease if you feel threatened.

Person1: Come here and fight me like a real man!
Person2: You’re a Nugget Tease!

by NuggetTease November 23, 2019

Finger Tease

The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.

Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"

by scar13 November 8, 2009

Bro Tease

1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"

You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.

Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.

later...

Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease

by Matecio June 2, 2009

Dick tease

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

Teasing Bitch

A wiley woman who charms the bois and then leaves them hangin'.

Popular phrase used to describe UK actor / pop sensation / television personality Jennifer Ellison as she wears revealing bikinis on her numerous sun holidays to Magaluf, Benidorm and Corfu.

Have you seen Jennifer Ellison's new bikini pics in which she pours water over her chest? Teasing bitch.

by EllisonStunna69 October 30, 2012