shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.

1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.

by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005

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obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

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Fort Salonga, NY

Fort Salonga is a small part of Northport & Kings Park, Its a bunch of White Kids and Mexicans Who Loiter Around IGA and Callahan Beach All Day Then At Night Do Alot Of Drugs and Commit Small Time Crimes Such As Burgalries and Property Damages Just Because They Want Hood Respect. Then Give Them Self Nicknames Like FS-Hood and Fort-Stompya & Graffiti That All Over Town.

Fort Salonga, NY aka FS-HOOD

by CallhanBeachKILLAH July 20, 2009

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