seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

scattastic

an act or event that resembles the pride of fecal matter. usually used in a sarcastic term

that was scattastic

by Danyo February 19, 2003

scattergood

a person with a scatty nature, not always knowing exactly what they are doing or where they are.

'oi, scattergood, what you doing?'

by kitty_06 November 8, 2006

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.

1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

by jesuschrist206 January 1, 2012

seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014

Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

Scatt

Another name for Scott

Scatt should not be drinking those milkshake IPA'S. It is going to give him horrendous gas.

by Bnicks45 December 29, 2018