Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.
Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...
by mister ti June 6, 2005
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by Mogle January 5, 2009
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Lyiah " I think I'm falling for Sergio ..."
Ashley " I bet, you have been happier then ever, go tell him"
Lyiah "I will"
Ashley " I bet, you have been happier then ever, go tell him"
Lyiah "I will"
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“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
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Get the Sergiophobia mug.The typical Hispanic fuckboy extremely fine looking almost daddy. He’s a huge sweet talker and amazing in bed. A typical Hispanic soccer player , may have a child but won’t admit it and numerous hoes
Gia: bruh guess who asked me out today
Ciara: who!?
Gia: Sergio
Ciara : Ewww he’s a fuck boy stay away from him
Ciara: who!?
Gia: Sergio
Ciara : Ewww he’s a fuck boy stay away from him
by Marlisa April 30, 2019
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