by A dawg 85345 May 29, 2009
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by sd spangler April 19, 2004
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by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006
Get the Swedish Cattle Prod mug.When an male has normal, consensual sex with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.
by Randomizer101 January 6, 2011
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I performed "swedish fish fun" with my friends wife. Don't tell my friend. He is ironically the man who invented swedish fish. Go figure.
by Joseph Soto January 9, 2007
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by estebancornhaver January 3, 2008
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Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".
by SwedishBlowjobRob July 7, 2010
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