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Swednapped

When your Swedish friend get's kidnapped.
Mr Taxi driver please don't swednap my friend!

Oh my god Emelie got swednapped by our taxi driver!
by A dawg 85345 May 29, 2009
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swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)
john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing
by sd spangler April 19, 2004
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Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.
When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.
by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006
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Swedish Rape

When an male has normal, consensual sex with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.
Did you hear about that guy's swedish rape case? Apparently, he hurt the girl's feelings :(
by Randomizer101 January 6, 2011
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Swedish Fish Fun

Fisting a pound of swedish fish candy into the anal cavity, then extracting them with your tongue. Have fun!
I performed "swedish fish fun" with my friends wife. Don't tell my friend. He is ironically the man who invented swedish fish. Go figure.
by Joseph Soto January 9, 2007
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Swedish wave

the act of farting under the sheets of your bed and then lifting them up and dropping them back down to have all the fart air come rushing up at your face.
If you dont suck my dick im gonna give you a swedish wave!
by estebancornhaver January 3, 2008
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Swedish Blowjob

The act of non-consensual anal sex with a prior warning. In order for it to truly be considered a swedish blowjob the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish blowjob. Typically a blowjob is an act of gratitude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish blowjob appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of sexual penetration save only a skull rape.
"Stop being such a little bitch or I'm going to give you a swedish blowjob!"

"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"

Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".
by SwedishBlowjobRob July 7, 2010
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