Sweaty Man Conundrum

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.

Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.

by Skoyð June 2, 2016

sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.

His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.

by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017

Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

Sweaty Neck

A tryhard, usually in a video game

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.

by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018

Sweaty sketty girls

Slags who are sweaty

Look at them sweaty sketty girls

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.

Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!

by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019