Sue

I park where I want

Anyone: “you’re literally parked on top of a disabled homeless person on a footpath”
Sue: “I park where I want”

by Duke MacLeod June 23, 2022

Mary Sue

A main character, usually a girl, who’s a clear self-insert into the story and is annoyingly powerful and important. Often stereotyped with unusually-coloured hair when it is parodied. Almost always supposed to be a ‘clumsy dork’ character who’s unpopular (even though they’re friends with their entire school usually and are almost always dating the guy the supposed ‘popular girl’ (whom everyone actually hates) wanted first but let’s not question that I guess)

Marinnete from miraculous ladybug is such a goddamn Mary sue

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Surfboard Sue

Flat chested

She’s a surfboard sue
Expression been around since 1960s in Australia

by BittemYum December 16, 2019

Sue energy

Weird. Chaotic. Sweet. Confused.
She’s just trying her best.

Person A: waves to Person B

Sue: waves to Person A

Sue to Person B: I love Person A. Wait omg do you know her?!
Person B: Sue energy

by meowingmeerkat01 November 17, 2020

Abby sue

She is a girl who is outgoing but kind of shy. She has a lot more to her than people know, she romanticizes life, and loves to make the best of every moment. She’s intimidating to people who don’t know her, she’s really kind and empathetic towards others. She’s misunderstood, people don’t understand that they don’t understand her. She has a pretty face, and a good personality. Not many people get the privilege of understanding her and her world. She likes to analyze others, and figure out why people do what they do. She learns and grows from bad situations, she always ends up on top. She’s always 10 steps ahead of you, she overthinks a lot. Treat her good because there’s no one else like her out there.

is that abby sue?

she’s so weird

maybe you should get to know her (;

by myelin may November 21, 2021

Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.

Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.

by SCHLAMit November 2, 2020