The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.
Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.
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Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.
Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"
by hephaestus June 8, 2007
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by Jim Maskel February 1, 2008
Get the skritch mug.When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.
Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009
Get the gamer stretch mug.When a woman gives birth vaginally, she is likely to tear. When she is sewn up, the Doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra stitches. This will ensure a tighter vagina after giving birth.
The father was afraid that his wifes vagina would be loose after giving birth. So he asked the doctor if he would give her a "daddy stitch"
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