The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

by Conmad25 February 19, 2009

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slam central station

A highly sought-after imaginary location that can be visited during love-making.

Bro 1: "So how'd it go with that chick last night, bro?"

Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"

Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."

by The Pete Jones November 24, 2013

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the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed

Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...

by wootao August 17, 2009

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The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.

The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.

by Emandageerio April 25, 2007

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