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Peach Smoothie

When a guy drinks or slurps the access cum from the womans vagina ( or anus) after sex.
Girl: you just came in me
Boy: now im going to drink that peach smoothie
by Celery Baggie June 7, 2016
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mango smoothie

when someone mixes pee and cum together.
"dude, last night was so intense! i gave her a huge mango smoothie."
by baileythemangosmoothiemaker November 17, 2020
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Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009
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planet smoothie

a popular smoothie drink shop that charges expensive (but not too exorbitant) prices. even so, it receives hundreds of customers every day.

it also has an inferior smoothie menu, many of which contain only (strawberry, banana, one other fruit, and a boost).
OMG its planet smoothie, lets go get a smoothie!!! :DD
by harrisonford December 26, 2008
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Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009
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smoothie

(n) a device used to remove the wrinkles out of clothes by way of heat

see also : iron
I was tryin to get some stank on my hang-low, when my lady hit me with a smoothie.
by American Jones December 17, 2003
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Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
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