scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Carpet Sniffer

A Carpet Sniffer is a Muslim, That's it, a fucking towel head.

"Allah Akbar" *Explosions* "Fuckin Carpet sniffer blowing up those civilians."

by Muslim-Killer September 1, 2018

queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

by ronnie_e May 16, 2009

Stiff Nips

A term used to describe nipples when they get hard, or 'stiff'.
This is normally caused due to cold weather or if you are turned on.

1: It's so cold.
2: I know, I've got stiff nips.
1: Same!

by DeeJayy Coco Cee March 11, 2008

stiff upper lip

An English term meaning to keep all your feelings bottled in

"You should be more open to people"

"I can't, I keep a stiff upper lip"

by strengthchip January 21, 2009

jock sniffer

These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while patronizing the store.

"Check out these cool old duck decoys and bottles, dude." Oh, wait. "Hey, man. I'm not like that, OKAY??" Oh, Oh a jock sniffer. Hmmmmm.

by running out of patience March 25, 2008

cock sniffer

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.

Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.

by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003