blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
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Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.
by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011
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During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.
by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006
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A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)
A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)
A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads
Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked
I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked
I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel
by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016
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"My girlfriend said she loved me, but then she ran off to live with another guy."
"Dude, she is just squirrelly."
"Dude, she is just squirrelly."
by Scruff November 28, 2004
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"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006
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expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"
Etymology:
Middle English squirel
Function:
noun; masculine
1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"
Etymology:
Middle English squirel
Function:
noun; masculine
1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)
"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."
"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"
"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"
by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004
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