skweefer

reaching down a persons throat all the way to the colon and applying slight pressure causing the person to expell gas from the anus

i tried to give myself a skweefer but i did it wrong and i shit my pants

by j napkins May 4, 2008

speech fuck

a term originating in State College, Pennsylvania, when two people tend to talk to each other, either in a sexual or casual manner, on a regular basis or all the time, often in public, to a point where it seems like they are making up for having sexual intercourse by talking to each other

dude 1: look at that dude and that chick over there, they talk to each other like that at this exact time every single day
dude 2: ya dude that's called speech fucking.
dude 1: i wonder when the school will make a rule forbidding that
dude 2: who knows

by bigbadbarbash March 27, 2011

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020

thesaurus speech

When people use big words to impress people, but it's obvious they've just been reading through a dictionary or thesaurus.
Signs of thesaurus speech include wrong pronunciation, and grammatically incorrect use.

Did you hear that guy pronounce overzealous like "over-zeel-us?" "Yeah, Thesaurus speech is funny.

by XalexegX July 6, 2011

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

Masa flavored speech

A weird way of insulting someone, usually by saying they're good at something sarcastically, or otherwise just insulting them while spitting corn in their face.

Joe: i eat corn
You : That's some masa flavored speech! U big good gamer!!11!!1
Joe: I hate you
You: *spits corn aggressively*

by Chutena February 23, 2021